How to Write Unmaintainable Code (1999)

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• oniony 2 hours ago

  Original: https://www.mindprod.com/jgloss/unmain.html

• downbad_ 3 hours ago

  https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10237636

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  • mitchbob 2 hours ago

    And

    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34121624

    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17781475

• miqkt 2 hours ago

  Ah, time to copy this into the custom instructions for an LLM to amuse myself with.

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  • seamossfet 2 hours ago

    Honestly, it'd be really funny to try and make a CLAUDE.md file for slop maxxing.

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    • Blackarea 4 minutes ago

      Could make that an AGENT.md and use a dumber model via opencode to slop maxx even harder!

• none2585 2 hours ago

  One of my favorites to come back to periodically