2. Need a browser to run some stupid tool, everything besides edge is removed
3. Edge shows "setting up profile" with multiple steps (cant be skipped ofc) and after setup it goes to new tab showing shit ton of ads and stuff lagging the RDP session
My favorite part of that dance is, "Do you want to import from Chrome? [no] Should we import your data from chrome? [no] Ok, time to import your data from Chrome. [skip]" It asks you three times right in a row. Really weird.
I like the word macroslop. But I think we give Microsoft too much credit with that word. To me it is just miniscule in thinking - so the name I use is microslop, the spam-AI company. Showing ads is what these microslop companies do - by abusing the end user.
SCOOBE has been a thing since Windows 10. I got hit with it again just this week on a machine that's run W10 for nearly half a decade. "Let's install O365! And move your stuff to OneDrive! And replace Firefox with Edge! And use your Android phone to connect to your PC!"
And this is why I will never build another Windows box again once I replace my VR headset, nor have I recommended Microsoft products in Enterprises for several years, now. It's still my area of expertise, but the company is - somehow - more hostile to its customers than Oracle.
Yeah, same sentiment. If at all possible, use linux on the enterprise side. Virtually all of the main domain infrastructure can be migrated.
Granted, it's actually very painful, especially for those uninitiated.
So there's that..
But once it's done, I imagine life'd be much smoother for a veery long time.
It's immensely painful if you insist on AD and Group Policy management. If you don't mind dropping that in favor of something like Centrify, or you use web-based product suites (like Google Workspaces, Nextcloud, etc), then it's a lot easier to switch.
I stopped using windows on my devices long ago in favor of Linux but when I periodically have to use it for IT assistance for family I am flabbergasted at how hostile and manipulative it is to the purported owner of the device. I can’t believe things have got this bad.
I'm in the same boat as you, and every time I touch a Windows PC I am again and again surprised at all the junk they put in there by default. Not only Microsoft, but also the OEMs. So much junkware, so many accounts they want you to create, and all without any benefit to the user.
This is MBAs doing what MBAs are trained to do. If you have a product like Windows with a large userbase that is no longer growing, you put the bare minimum effort into maintaining it while you leverage the large userbase to push growth in other parts of the company (in this case, Office subscriptions, Xbox, and online services). No amount of negative articles or online complaints will stop this because they don't change the incentives that the people in charge have. They don't care about ruining Windows because ruining Windows makes the stock price go up. I feel bad for the people who are stuck on Windows for one reason or another, it's going to be rough from here on out.
Wow, I didn’t know you could kill these in the registry, will definitely do this. They are absolutely maddening in my case, which is where I only boot into my Windows SSD sporadically, so there seems to be some time out so I get it basically every single time I boot Windows. It’s really not making me want to use it any more than the absolute minimum…
If I were a multi-billionaire, I'd pay people to follow around Microsoft executives with a megaphone. They'd just shout "Do you want to save that to OneDrive?!" every few seconds right near their ears. Indefinitely, all day long, all night long. Forever. Of course, there would be no relief. My request wouldn't make sense and there would be nothing they could do to make them cease
No, you gotta give them a chance to tell you to stop! That way you can tell them "pausing setup requests for now" and then go back to harassing them a few minutes later
Reminds me of the customer support bat, me and some friends envisioned in a bar - one far away day. It detect swinging motion and a controller in the tip of the bat plays a sound typical of customer support lifetime wasting platitude.
"All of your worries are extremely important to us.."
"We love our customers and will do anything to help.."
Start a GoFundMe! That idea deserves to see the light of day. Also: Follow pretty much every software product manager around Silicon valley with a megaphone shouting "Do you want me to keep shouting at you? [YES | ASK AGAIN LATER]"
I wish you could write a bill for hours wasted and send it directly to the department that caused that waste. You gained three internal promotion crystals and have been a loss-leader for humanity, congrats, here is your awardcard.
Unfortunately, Windows' entrenchment means that it's gonna be extremely painful to return to computers that work for the users again. I have personally moved my personal PC to Linux, but what is really needed is a back-to-basics OS that integrates modern usability and design with reduced bloat.
You could only get the funding such a project requires if you promised that it would make an infinite amount of money, which would directly undercut the goals of making a debloated, usable operating system. yay, capitalism.
This is so extremely annoying when paired with the forced auto restarts. Here is how it works:
1. I walk away from the computer with a bunch of my tabs and programs running. I also have a couple of servers running (docker compose).
2. Microsoft decides my work is worthless and restarts the PC to install updates to fix their own shoddy programming.
3. After 3-4 restarts, it finally drops back into the login screen. So my open apps, tabs, servers are all gone, and will not be running. Basically means I cannot rely on the PC being online if I am outside.
4. And on top of that, even when I enter the password, it will pretend to login, but stops on this spam screen with the anti-pattern "remind me later" button. Every single time. I've told them no for at least 50 times. Oh and this screen blocks every startup program from loading, even though I have signed in. So I have to clear it before docker will load.
Docker runs better on Linux. And Linux doesn't reboot unless told to do so. And you can SSH into it rather than run some sort of long winded GUI. Oh, and it doesn't phone home all the time with 'telemetry'.
If you disable it as outlined in the article it will not come back IME. It is ridiculous and frustrating that you have to do it, and IMO it's extremely poorly named and placed but it does work at least.
I'd say that coverage is very, very substantial, but incomplete because some games use anti-cheat that is either extremely invasive and heavily relies on Windows internals, or is anti-cheat that the devs have configured to reject running in Proton.
Sure, they do. Then design your workflow in a way that tolerates an outage. What if electricity goes out? A lightning strike? It’s a no-brainier.
Excel stores unsaved data in temp files on disk, just like your vim. Many Windows apps do because of the described behaviour. Use the right tool for the right job.
Have they gotten the memo reminding them “schedule and execute your updates to avoid waking up to a login screen”? I feel sorry for you having to work with clients who run production workloads on Windows 11.
...implying that's a decision that IT makes of its own volition, and not because every other department has some one-off piece of software from 20 years ago that's no longer supported because the vendor is out of business but its still "Mission Critical".
It is time to break free from the microslop tyranny.
Now - I use Linux since about 2004 on my main computer,
and I have Win10 on the computer to my left, so it is not
that I am 100% Microsoft free. But people need more options
here; having Microsoft dominate the desktop system for so
many decades, has led to issues. This has to change. And
Linux has to become much simpler too. This is where it
still fails totally.
It is even worse than the article says. You can, though these dialogs, wind up having folder on your hard drive moved around, have your desktop or other folders which you do not intend to be, cloud-synced. Then you get home and all of a sudden two PCs you mean to keep separate have new apps installed, background changed, etc...
One of the reasons I no longer work on windows
1. Log onto a server
2. Need a browser to run some stupid tool, everything besides edge is removed
3. Edge shows "setting up profile" with multiple steps (cant be skipped ofc) and after setup it goes to new tab showing shit ton of ads and stuff lagging the RDP session
explain that, macroslop
My favorite part of that dance is, "Do you want to import from Chrome? [no] Should we import your data from chrome? [no] Ok, time to import your data from Chrome. [skip]" It asks you three times right in a row. Really weird.
My favourite part is saying "Reject all" to the cookies and sh*t on my new tab before I even open any website.
Can you still curl the chrome installer and run it as a user without elevated permissions? Seems a lot faster.
Technically yes, but then you wait for the download + install + you have to select your ad preferences, also non-skipable
I like the word macroslop. But I think we give Microsoft too much credit with that word. To me it is just miniscule in thinking - so the name I use is microslop, the spam-AI company. Showing ads is what these microslop companies do - by abusing the end user.
SCOOBE has been a thing since Windows 10. I got hit with it again just this week on a machine that's run W10 for nearly half a decade. "Let's install O365! And move your stuff to OneDrive! And replace Firefox with Edge! And use your Android phone to connect to your PC!"
And this is why I will never build another Windows box again once I replace my VR headset, nor have I recommended Microsoft products in Enterprises for several years, now. It's still my area of expertise, but the company is - somehow - more hostile to its customers than Oracle.
Yeah, same sentiment. If at all possible, use linux on the enterprise side. Virtually all of the main domain infrastructure can be migrated. Granted, it's actually very painful, especially for those uninitiated.
So there's that.. But once it's done, I imagine life'd be much smoother for a veery long time.
It's immensely painful if you insist on AD and Group Policy management. If you don't mind dropping that in favor of something like Centrify, or you use web-based product suites (like Google Workspaces, Nextcloud, etc), then it's a lot easier to switch.
With Valve launching a VR headset, hopefully we'll see Linux be a viable option for that
I stopped using windows on my devices long ago in favor of Linux but when I periodically have to use it for IT assistance for family I am flabbergasted at how hostile and manipulative it is to the purported owner of the device. I can’t believe things have got this bad.
I'm in the same boat as you, and every time I touch a Windows PC I am again and again surprised at all the junk they put in there by default. Not only Microsoft, but also the OEMs. So much junkware, so many accounts they want you to create, and all without any benefit to the user.
> I can't believe things have gotten this bad.
"Show me the incentive and I’ll show you the outcome." - Charlie Munger
This is MBAs doing what MBAs are trained to do. If you have a product like Windows with a large userbase that is no longer growing, you put the bare minimum effort into maintaining it while you leverage the large userbase to push growth in other parts of the company (in this case, Office subscriptions, Xbox, and online services). No amount of negative articles or online complaints will stop this because they don't change the incentives that the people in charge have. They don't care about ruining Windows because ruining Windows makes the stock price go up. I feel bad for the people who are stuck on Windows for one reason or another, it's going to be rough from here on out.
Wow, I didn’t know you could kill these in the registry, will definitely do this. They are absolutely maddening in my case, which is where I only boot into my Windows SSD sporadically, so there seems to be some time out so I get it basically every single time I boot Windows. It’s really not making me want to use it any more than the absolute minimum…
If I were a multi-billionaire, I'd pay people to follow around Microsoft executives with a megaphone. They'd just shout "Do you want to save that to OneDrive?!" every few seconds right near their ears. Indefinitely, all day long, all night long. Forever. Of course, there would be no relief. My request wouldn't make sense and there would be nothing they could do to make them cease
No, you gotta give them a chance to tell you to stop! That way you can tell them "pausing setup requests for now" and then go back to harassing them a few minutes later
Reminds me of the customer support bat, me and some friends envisioned in a bar - one far away day. It detect swinging motion and a controller in the tip of the bat plays a sound typical of customer support lifetime wasting platitude. "All of your worries are extremely important to us.." "We love our customers and will do anything to help.."
Start a GoFundMe! That idea deserves to see the light of day. Also: Follow pretty much every software product manager around Silicon valley with a megaphone shouting "Do you want me to keep shouting at you? [YES | ASK AGAIN LATER]"
I highly doubt that Satya Nadella uses Windows, because if he did it would actually be good.
I mean I suppose it's possible he's just delusional, but imagine using Windows and thinking it's an acceptable product. There's simply no way.
He probably gets given a custom build of Windows without all the garbage that the users Microsoft disdains so much get force-fed.
I wish you could write a bill for hours wasted and send it directly to the department that caused that waste. You gained three internal promotion crystals and have been a loss-leader for humanity, congrats, here is your awardcard.
Unfortunately, Windows' entrenchment means that it's gonna be extremely painful to return to computers that work for the users again. I have personally moved my personal PC to Linux, but what is really needed is a back-to-basics OS that integrates modern usability and design with reduced bloat.
You could only get the funding such a project requires if you promised that it would make an infinite amount of money, which would directly undercut the goals of making a debloated, usable operating system. yay, capitalism.
This is so extremely annoying when paired with the forced auto restarts. Here is how it works:
1. I walk away from the computer with a bunch of my tabs and programs running. I also have a couple of servers running (docker compose).
2. Microsoft decides my work is worthless and restarts the PC to install updates to fix their own shoddy programming.
3. After 3-4 restarts, it finally drops back into the login screen. So my open apps, tabs, servers are all gone, and will not be running. Basically means I cannot rely on the PC being online if I am outside.
4. And on top of that, even when I enter the password, it will pretend to login, but stops on this spam screen with the anti-pattern "remind me later" button. Every single time. I've told them no for at least 50 times. Oh and this screen blocks every startup program from loading, even though I have signed in. So I have to clear it before docker will load.
Docker runs better on Linux. And Linux doesn't reboot unless told to do so. And you can SSH into it rather than run some sort of long winded GUI. Oh, and it doesn't phone home all the time with 'telemetry'.
If you disable it as outlined in the article it will not come back IME. It is ridiculous and frustrating that you have to do it, and IMO it's extremely poorly named and placed but it does work at least.
I always disable automatic updates as a group policy and re-enable them when I'm ready to install them for this very reason.
You don't even need to reenable. Manually checking for updates still works.
Don't Windows Services run behind the login window (when configured to do so)?
Could you set up Docker that way?
Windows 11 is for video games and Excel, not running docker compose and servers. Windows Server is for running servers.
Coverage is still partial because some VERY popular games do not run on Linux due to anti-cheat
Anything you'd want to play runs on Linux.
One that people keep commenting on is Battlefield 6, which has an absolutely perfect user experience in Linux.
If you play it on Windows it's a slow, buggy, crashy, half-finished mess that barely works is just no fun at all.
On Linux, it's perfect. It doesn't work at all, so you don't waste any time trying to enjoy the slow, buggy, crashy, half-finished mess.
I'd say that coverage is very, very substantial, but incomplete because some games use anti-cheat that is either extremely invasive and heavily relies on Windows internals, or is anti-cheat that the devs have configured to reject running in Proton.
Yes, it's very good. However, basically-every-current-multiplayer-shooter is a big missing category.
Do you think gamers want any of that?
Except developers run docker compose locally all the time.
And even if I am just using Excel, my work still deserves to be respected by the operating system.
Sure, they do. Then design your workflow in a way that tolerates an outage. What if electricity goes out? A lightning strike? It’s a no-brainier.
Excel stores unsaved data in temp files on disk, just like your vim. Many Windows apps do because of the described behaviour. Use the right tool for the right job.
Do laptops and hibernate not exist where you live? Do lightning strikes reset your computer monthly?
Linux is for running servers
If you’re some linux hardliner then that’s what your world looks like, sure. Windows Server is for running Windows servers.
My clients didn't get the memo
Have they gotten the memo reminding them “schedule and execute your updates to avoid waking up to a login screen”? I feel sorry for you having to work with clients who run production workloads on Windows 11.
This is the cue for IT to make the switch from Windows.
...implying that's a decision that IT makes of its own volition, and not because every other department has some one-off piece of software from 20 years ago that's no longer supported because the vendor is out of business but its still "Mission Critical".
This isn't exclusive to Windows 11, I also got those on Windows 10.
We used to call this a Trojan horse.
> But Microsoft is slick, so it’s always possible they won’t work forever.
That's a very gentle framing. Maybe Microsoft should spend less time being "slick".
It is time to break free from the microslop tyranny.
Now - I use Linux since about 2004 on my main computer, and I have Win10 on the computer to my left, so it is not that I am 100% Microsoft free. But people need more options here; having Microsoft dominate the desktop system for so many decades, has led to issues. This has to change. And Linux has to become much simpler too. This is where it still fails totally.
It is even worse than the article says. You can, though these dialogs, wind up having folder on your hard drive moved around, have your desktop or other folders which you do not intend to be, cloud-synced. Then you get home and all of a sudden two PCs you mean to keep separate have new apps installed, background changed, etc...
I HATE this window.
My entire household is finally all-Linux after the last non-technical holdout got fed up with Win 11.