It lists all instances, you can drill down into each one of them, see which services are affected, and each affected service pops up the incident timeline?
Isn't it actually amazing, and not "the most salesforce thing ever"?
You can click on any of the instances and then the service that is down to read the updates. It’s not 100% clear but some sort of issue with a “legacy login service”. The latest updates say a fix is rolling out.
My gut instinct is that this is about when all of their on prem servers were EOL and their /public cloud solution was required. This must have had something to do with that
And nothing of value was lost. God, I hate everything about Salesforce. Sometimes I have to integrate against their services, and it is always a pain, not to mention what the core project actually is: optimization of marketing and spam.
"And in tonight's news, the worldwide CRM solution Salesforce had a global outage affecting one hundred percent of its customer base. We interviewed users of the service to find out the scope of the impact. Everyone agreed that they were impacted, but strangely, nobody could describe _in what way_ they were affected."
Haven't they got some kind of new fancy ai interface they can use to fix it?
That status page is the most salesforce thing ever.
Scroll down. >_<
It lists all instances, you can drill down into each one of them, see which services are affected, and each affected service pops up the incident timeline?
Isn't it actually amazing, and not "the most salesforce thing ever"?
Wow, it's almost as long as the Every UUID V4 or Every Floating Point Number pages.
I see tabs with a spinner loading infinitely, which is indeed very salesforce like
Yup. No mention of outage. Even drilling down gets nothing more than "Service Disruption".
At least they're consistent about UX. My only complaint is that it needs more tabs.
You can click on any of the instances and then the service that is down to read the updates. It’s not 100% clear but some sort of issue with a “legacy login service”. The latest updates say a fix is rolling out.
You better bet someone started their agents with a prompt "Make a salesforce clone but with 100% uptime"
"Make a salesforce clone but with 100% uptime"
This is certainly a unique status page.
My gut instinct is that this is about when all of their on prem servers were EOL and their /public cloud solution was required. This must have had something to do with that
My gut instinct is that this is about Dreamforce with the rickshaws and whatnot
Here is link to incident details: https://status.salesforce.com/incidents/20004433
It's dns isn't it
Classic
Perfect timing with Dreamforce this week.
it's back up: https://twenty.com/
Status page is still showing all red tho
It’s akways DNS or login
Dreamforce, wake up. You’ve overslept!
And nothing of value was lost. God, I hate everything about Salesforce. Sometimes I have to integrate against their services, and it is always a pain, not to mention what the core project actually is: optimization of marketing and spam.
Wow, the intern must have tripped over a very big power cable this time
Could it be people doing Claude/GPT automations and they just can't handle it?
So I guess today everyone gets actual work done
Sam speaks at Salesforce.
Salesforce goes down.
No causation here...move on.
Never before in the history of global compute outages was so little lost by so many down servers, whose purpose was known to so few.
Was it DNS? Any guesses? :)
"Trust just got personal!"
Remind me please, what are folks currently paying per seat for this glorified CRUD app?
If I had been just out of Uni I would think this is edgy
Now I'm just glad I'm not responsible for this fire
It's this thing called golf course driven development
Ah yes. Exactly what a status page should look like: an endless list of random ID’s that don’t mean anything and no information whatsoever
At least salesforce is consistent with their design language
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> random ID’s that don’t mean anything and no information whatsoever
If you use salesforce you know what all of that stuff means. Just click on one, it’s not rocket surgery.
Was really just poking fun at them - AWS’s status page isn’t much better
Looks like a region list to me, maybe just with a lot of regions
At least now we can figure out what Salesforce does.
"And in tonight's news, the worldwide CRM solution Salesforce had a global outage affecting one hundred percent of its customer base. We interviewed users of the service to find out the scope of the impact. Everyone agreed that they were impacted, but strangely, nobody could describe _in what way_ they were affected."
fucked
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